Challenge 2: Fred and George's List.

“You boys are not allowed to get into as much trouble this year.”said Mrs Weasley firmly to Fred and George. “Quiet.” she said as they were about to protest, “I am not finished. Here is a list of things you are expressly forbidden to do.” she said handing them a scroll that unfurled to their feet and kept going...

1.You are not allowed to tell First years that Harry's scar has the power to grant wishes if you catch him.
2.You are not allowed to steal Hermione's notes and sell them to the highest bidder.
3.You are not allowed to release stink pellets in Snape's office.
4.You are not alloew to release stink pellets in any other teacher's office.
5.You are not allowed stink pellets or any variation of them.
6.You are not to set off Whiz-bangs during exams.
7.If a student falls asleep in clas you will not draw on them.
8.You especially will not draw dark marks.
9.This goes for the Portraits as well.
10.You will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz” when being sent to the Headmaster’s office.
11.You will not offer anything edible to other students then offer compensation for damages.
12.You will not offer anything edible to other students that damage them, temporarily or not.
13.You will not add "according to the prophecy" at the end of all your sentences to raise your Divination grade.
14.You will not spike another student's drinks or food and tell him to go hit on Professor McGonagall. Or Professor Snape. Or any other teacher. Or any student.
15.You will not bewitch Percy's prefect badges to yell "I'm in love with myself!" every time it senses movement.
16.Nor will you bewitch Percy's prefect badges to do anything else.
17.You will not convince first years that the new password to Gryffindor Tower is "Petrificus Totalus" and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves.
18.You will not start a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, as it is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
19.You will not start howler chain letters of any sort.
20.You will not tell the first years on the Hogwarts Express that they have free choice of house if they swim over the lake.
21.You will not write fake love letters to other students.
22.Nor will you write fake love letters to teachers.
23.You will not replace the telescopes in the Astronomy tower with punching telescopes.
24.You will not try to feed Mrs Norris to Fluffy.
25.You are not to replace all of Hermione's quills with 'Smart-Answer' quills.
26.You are not to put portable swaps in front of the entrance to Snape's office.
27.Nor are you to block off classrooms or bathrooms or other teacher's offices with portable swamps.
28.If the thought of a spell makes you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume that you are not allowed to do it.

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